Description

Start spooky season (and your morning) with a laugh ☕🦇 This Dead Inside but Extremely Caffeinated sweatshirt features a vampire at The Coffin Bean holding iced coffees, perfect for coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor. Made with a cozy unisex fit, it’s ideal for Halloween parties, fall loungewear, or just your daily caffeine fix.

 

✨ Details:

 

  • Unisex crewneck sweatshirt – size up for oversized look
  • Soft cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort
  • Funny vampire + coffee graphic with spooky vibes
  • Perfect gift for coffee lovers, baristas, and Halloween fans

 

 

Whether you’re sipping pumpkin spice or an iced latte, this sweatshirt says it all: dead inside, but extremely caffeinated.

 

Product features
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for a snug fit
- Necktape for added comfort and durability
- Unique back detail with a half-moon neck patch
- Soft, medium-heavy fabric blend: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Relaxed fit for all-day wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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Dead Inside But Extremely Caffeinated Halloween Sweatshirt – Funny Vampire Coffee Crewneck

$57.95

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    MATERIALS & CARE

    80% viscose 20% polyester
    Cold hand wash
    Do not bleach
    Dry flat
    Not in the dryer
    Iron at low temperature
    Delicate dry cleaning

    Shipping & Returns

    We accept returns or exchanges within 7 days of delivery for items in original, unworn, unwashed condition with tags attached. Final sale items, personalized products, and intimates are not eligible for return.


    Orders are packaged with care and shipped worldwide.


    • Processing Time: 2–5 business days
    • U.S. Shipping: 5–10 business days
    • International Shipping: 10–20 business days


    Some items may ship separately if they come from different warehouses to help you receive your order faster.

    Runs small True to size Runs large

    Description

    Start spooky season (and your morning) with a laugh ☕🦇 This Dead Inside but Extremely Caffeinated sweatshirt features a vampire at The Coffin Bean holding iced coffees, perfect for coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor. Made with a cozy unisex fit, it’s ideal for Halloween parties, fall loungewear, or just your daily caffeine fix.

     

    ✨ Details:

     

    • Unisex crewneck sweatshirt – size up for oversized look
    • Soft cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort
    • Funny vampire + coffee graphic with spooky vibes
    • Perfect gift for coffee lovers, baristas, and Halloween fans

     

     

    Whether you’re sipping pumpkin spice or an iced latte, this sweatshirt says it all: dead inside, but extremely caffeinated.

     

    Product features
    - 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for a snug fit
    - Necktape for added comfort and durability
    - Unique back detail with a half-moon neck patch
    - Soft, medium-heavy fabric blend: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
    - Relaxed fit for all-day wear

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Do not iron
    - Do not dryclean

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